There was no escaping Susan Boyle last month. Despite having an appearance that could perhaps best be described as unfashionable, her performance of I Dreamed A Dream was the highlight of the first episode of Britain’s Got Talent on ITV. Thanks to YouTube, her fame spread throughout the world and the clip of her singing the number from Les Miserables was seen by an astonishing 47m people in less than a week.
Now the 47-year-old Boyle, who told the show’s presenters Ant and Dec that she had never been kissed, is being offered the opportunity to become a porn star through US label Kick Ass Pictures.
“The logical extension of [having never been kissed] is that she’s still a virgin,” said Kick Ass President Mark Kulkis. “We have always wanted to produce a movie in which a bona fide virgin loses her maidenhood on camera. That’s a very personal, intimate moment in a woman’s life. Doing it in front of bright lights and cameras in a San Fernando Valley studio will make it that much more special.”
If she accepts the offer, Boyle will be given the opportunity to choose her potential co-stars, though Kulkis thinks Ron Jeremy would be a ‘perfect match’.
Full marks to Kick Ass Pictures for opportunism, but we think this is one R18 DVD that won’t be available anytime soon.
