A right royal promotion from Hot Octopuss: free Queen Bees for brides

Posted: May 15, 2018

Anyone wading through the wall-to-wall tabloid coverage might think that Harry and Meghan are the only couple getting married this weekend, so Hot Octopuss has come up with an initiative to make all those other ‘forgotten’ brides feel like royalty: couples who can prove their wedding is the same weekend as H&M will qualify for a free Queen Bee vibrator.

“We’re sparing a thought for those who set the date a *long* time ago and now realise it clashes with the Royal Wedding,” said Hot Octopuss. “For some, it may be a wonderfully romantic coincidence. For others, perhaps you feel a bit… overshadowed?”

Couples getting hitched on the weekend of the Royal Wedding (that’s 19th-20th May 2018) just need to follow Hot Octopuss on Twitter or Instagram and then post evidence of their special day. Hot Octopuss will also, with the couples’ permission, tell the world about their wedding via its social media accounts and website: “Because everybody deserves to get the royal treatment on their special day”.

Everyone else can also join the party by receiving 40% off the retail price of a Queen Bee from the Hot Octopuss website (www.hotoctopuss.com) by using the code ROYAL40. “As champions of true love, we’re really excited for the union of these beautiful souls,” said the company. “But on the other hand, as producers of world-class sex toys, we’re also practical: everyone deserves to feel like royalty.”

Full terms and conditions of the promotion can be found at https://www.hotoctopuss.com/royalwedding