Good enough to eat? Bacon Scented Underwear launched

Posted: November 26, 2015

J&D’s Foods has announced the launch of a new range of underwear which looks and smells like bacon. The company claims this new line represents the gold standard of meat-scented luxury undergarments, offering the support of briefs, the freedom of boxers and the smell of breakfast.

J&D’s Foods said: “Featuring state of the art moisture-wicking, scent-emission technology stolen from NASA, we’ve embedded the smell of everyone’s favourite smell into the fabric of your pants. This intoxicating scent will last through multiple wash cycles and wearings – depending on the (ahem) strength of your own scent, your underwear should continue to smell like bacon for up to six months or even a year.”

The company added that its Bacon Scented Underwear is not recommended for mail carriers, zookeepers, veterinarians, dog catchers and walkers, and circus performers (especially lion tamers), and that owners of large dogs are not advised to fall asleep in the garments.

J& D’s Foods has previously developed Bacon Lip Balm, Bacon Lube, Bacon Shaving Cream, Bacon Deodorant and Bacon Pillowcases. Bacon Scented Underwear retails at $19.99 per pair and it is available in men’s and women’s styles and sizes from www.baconunderwear.com

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