Net 1on1 is expecting big things from its new F**kLore collection, which the distributor says consists of “Eight monster schlongs in out-of-this world colours and eye-watering sizes” that have been inspired by bestselling fantasy novels.
“I’m so excited to introduce F**KLore, the most outlandish, fantastical and peculiar brand we have launched to date,” enthused Net 1on1 sales director Sebastian Gonzalez. “Wild colour combinations, massive measurements, and folklore fancies… there’s something for everyone in this selection of eight. While many would deem these types of dildos as a niche, we have quite a lot of faith in F**kLore crossing some market boundaries and finding a new audience.”
The F**kLore line-up includes the 10-inch Pegasus Horse Dildo, the Tentacle Dildo, Elf Dildo, Thick Dwarf Dildo, Dragon Dildo, Alien Dildo, plus the Tentacle Dildo and the textured Armadillo Butt Plug which sports an eight-inch girth. Equipped with suction cups, the range comes shrink wrapped so in-store consumers see exactly what they’re getting.
“These are real conversation starters, I can tell you that,” said Gonzalez. “They attract attention with their bright colours and impressive stature so sales assistants on shop floors should have a ball showing them off to customers. We didn’t want to hide all this whimsy and wonder behind bulky packaging and opted for the bare minimum instead – let the product speak for itself. This also allowed us to keep the cost low so we can offer great pricing to retailers who can look forward to making a really nice margin every time one of these mythical beasts take flight from the shop shelf and through their cash register.”
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