Sex toy entrepreneur Brian Sloan is seeking a UK charity or two to take 1,500 blowjob machines off his hands before 2020. The three-year-old machines are currently sat in a warehouse in Colchester, and Sloan would prefer them to go to charities specialising in older gentlemen and active-duty military personnel.
“With the recent launch of the Autoblow A.I., I realised its time to clear out a model from three years ago called the Autoblow 2+,” said Sloan [pictured with Autoblow A.I.] “Technology-wise, think of the Autoblow 2+ as an iPhone 5 in the era of the iPhone 11. These Autoblow 2+ machines are in perfect working order – they were the best automatic pleasure devices in the world just a few years ago. I feel a duty to help men who are less fortunate receive the pleasure all humans deserve – even if that pleasure is caused by a three-year-old blowjob machine.”
Sloan has form in this area. Last year, after transitioning from selling on Amazon, Fast Company wrote about his donation of 8,000 dildos to Cocks Not Glocks, Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence and a pair of San Francisco-based artists.
Explaining his choice of preferred charities, Sloan said: “At Autoblow.com, we get a lot of emails from elderly men and active-duty military who want our machines but cannot afford them. Older men tell us that their sex drive is as strong as ever, but their elderly wives have lost interest in sex. Men in the armed forces are away from their partners for extended periods of time and want a more realistic experience than a rubber butt shoved into a plastic tube can offer. I hope to hear from charities actively helping these two populations.”
He will read and consider all proposals, however, and has set up an email address for interested UK-based charities to contact him on: [email protected]
