Some people are on the pitch, they think it’s all over… Ah, it is now

Posted: August 7, 2017

With the new Premier League season quite literally kicking off, humorous condom specialists Callvin would appear to have chosen the perfect time to launch its six new football-themed sheaths. The line-up includes Arse-anal, Chel-semen, Loverpool, Man Chest in the City, Men United, and Tottenham Hotspot. All feature parodies of the clubs’ crests, and highlights include a cock and balls substituting for Arsenal’s cannon and Big Teaze Toys’ Duckie replacing the Liver Bird on Liverpool’s.

The company can offer online customisation of condom packaging on all orders of six or more units, and pricing is on a sliding scale from six to 500 items. More information can be found here.