The cheekily named Hello Clitty is the latest pet project from Shed Simove, and it is guaranteed to appeal to cat lovers this gifting season. Hello Clitty is a ten-speed bullet vibe emblazoned with a cute ‘paws’ design, which is also carried through to the packaging.
Hello Clitty is the result of a collaboration with UK manufacturer Rocks-Off, and Shed Simove commented: “You’ve got the quality, design flair and reliability they bring, plus the quirkiness, childishness, and uniqueness of a deviant mind too. It’s the ideal match.”
Having tried the product in the ETO office, we can confirm – and we’re not kitten around when we say this – that Hello Clitty left us feline good.
Hello Clitty has a suggested retail price of £14.99 and Shed Simove is looking for retailers or a distributor to take the product on. Contact him through www.shedsimove.com
When asked why consumers will buy Hello Clitty rather than another bullet vibe, Shed replied: “It’s the perfect Christmas gift for every woman in your life. It’ll give the recipient a laugh, plus give them enormous pleasure too, two very precious and needed resources in the world we live in today.”
After a short paws, he added: “Get your hands on one before I get sued.”