Autoblow inventor Brian Sloan has created a brand extension that no one was expecting – a home safe that resembles a male masturbation device. Sloan reasoned that with sex toys becoming ubiquitous in bedrooms around the world, due to the pandemic, something that resembled a recently used one would be the last thing a burglar would go near.
He believes the Autoblow Decoy Safe will prove particularly effective against burglars when covered in lubricant and placed amongst a number of other pleasure tools, suggesting a hastily abandoned masturbation session. The device, which costs $39, appears to be a regular Autoblow but it contains a hidden cavity designed to be filled with valuables.
“Every time I show my family or friends my new inventions, they are always afraid to touch them, asking first if I’d used them,” said Sloan. “That gave me the idea that burglars must also have the same natural aversion to handling used sex toys, which I realised could be used against them. Even the most debased burglar probably wouldn’t fiddle with a used Autoblow covered in lubricant. It truly is the safest place on earth to put your valuables.”
See the device in action at www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZQGNu9SyKs
