Net 1on1 has added a number of new lines from saucy gifts and rude food specialists Spencer and Fleetwood to its catalogue, including chocolate body paint, chocolate vaginas, and a party popper than contains sperm-shaped confetti.
“Every day we receive Spencer and Fleetwood samples is Christmas Day for us,” said Net 1on1 sales manager Sebastian Gonzalez. “And it’s really not just about the free chocolate and candy. We love their sense of humour and the crazy cheeky ideas they come up with – I have especially fond and frankly wild memories with their Jizz Pump Action Drinking Game and I bet that many other people do too! So, it’s always delightful to see what new silliness they are bringing to market.
“Of course, this year Christmas office parties will probably be cancelled which makes the idea of remote Secret Santa gifting even more appealing. While people might not be able to gather in person, they can still share the festive spirit by arranging a Secret Santa and send each other small, often cheeky gifts by mail. You know, the kinda thing that Spencer excels at!
“I mean, CUMfetti? How genius is that? But seriously, Spencer and Fleetwood products are always steady bestsellers for us, and this is especially true during the holiday season when people are looking for small presents that will make the recipient smile. The Chocolate Body Paint gives a great opportunity for couples to have some messy, tasty fun and other similar kits have always proved in demand, but personally, I’m most excited about the ChoClits – the Chocolate Anus bonbons are so popular that we can barely keep them in stock, so I can’t wait to see what these tiny milk chocolate vulvas are gonna do!”
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