With The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1 topping cinema box office receipts, Pipedream has picked the perfect time to unveiled the latest addition to its latest Super Star Series – the J-Law Love Doll. Pipedream is well known for creating inflatables inspired by figures in the public eye and the nearly identical photos and accompanying promotional text poke fun at the young actor’s hacked cell phone pics, while the box cover shows the A-lister taking nude selfies in compromising situations.
The description on the back of the box reads: “We’re not sure what came faster, news of J-Laws leaked selfies or the thousands of guys waiting for this day to finally come! She did the world a favor when her sexy selfies spread across the internet, and now Hollywood’s honey is getting naked for the money! If hacked cell phone pics weren’t enough to make J-Law our favorite new selfie slut, her brand new blowup doll is proof that this blockbuster babe is ready for primetime penetration! Just add air and this American hustler transforms into America’s hooker right before your eyes! There’s no silver lining to her 3 love holes, but if you add a little lube they feel great wrapping around every inch of your pleasure rod! Her cloud got hacked so you can get jacked!”
Pipedream CEO Nick Orlandino commented: “Nobody creates products with mainstream crossover appeal like Pipedream. The publicity we receive when one of these celebrity dolls hits the market is priceless. Our customers will definitely experience rising sales as J-Law blows up—literally!”
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