The following sounds very much like an April Fool spoof but you never know in this industry: EDC Wholesale claims to have launched two new toys for left-handed people, citing – though not naming – research that reveals only 71% of lefties are sexually satisfied.
It is therefore targeting this unfortunate 29% with two new additions to its PMV20 collection, Lirpa and Eno [Hmm, what are they anagrams of? – Ed]
The press release states that the former boasts unique curves for left-handed users, while the latter moves in sync with left-handed bodies.
“We are extremely excited to introduce toys for left-handed lovers,” said EDC Wholesale sales director Andre Visser. “We are all about inclusivity and we don’t want anyone to be left unsatisfied. Our design team did a remarkable job designing toys for lefties. The first feedback from our customers was already highly positive and I’m sure the left-handed community will be as excited as we are.”
If you believe this is genuine you can get more information by emailing [email protected] and, while you’re at it, please send your bank details to [email protected] as we have some magic beans to sell that we think you will love.
