Indecent proposal: online retailer offers Justin Bieber $50k to get his dick out

Posted: June 15, 2017 has announced that it is offering $50,000 to Justin Bieber to create a gold replica of his penis that would then be auctioned off to benefit the charity of his choice. Jeff Dillon, a consultant for, recently sent a letter to Bieber’s manager, Scooter Braun, outlining the proposal that would create a one-of-a-kind sex toy for the ultimate Bieber fan.

“After nearly nine years in the entertainment industry, millions of records sold and the ability to create hit after hit, we wanted to honour Justin with this unique offer,” Dillon said. “As a leading e-tailer of adult novelties and adult products, we believe the solid gold sex toy will be a win-win for Justin, his fans and his favourite charitable organization as well as luxury toy of all time for the ultimate Justin Bieber fan.”

Dillon’s letter includes the line: “Justin is rumoured to have a big one and we would like to give him the opportunity to show it off…”

In the extremely unlikely event of Bieber’s management agreeing to the proposal, says the resulting toy will be made of 24-karat gold and high-quality alloys and will feature a ring adorned with 50 diamonds at the base of the shaft. “Only one such sex toy will be made, making it a unique and intimate homage to a truly great artist and humanitarian,” the company said.