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From phallic-shaped rockets to rocket-shaped phalluses: the new ‘Billionaire’ dildo range

From phallic-shaped rockets to rocket-shaped phalluses: the new ‘Billionaire’ dildo range

Some say the recent ‘billionaire space race’ has been used by the media to distract us from the real issues of the day, particularly since Amazon’s Jeff Bezos went into orbit in a more-than-usual-even-for-a-rocket phallus-shaped creation. And this has prompted adult entertainment company CamSoda to flip the narrative and launch rocket-shaped dildos.

While Bezos, Branson, and Musk – which collectively sounds like a hipster-owned advertising agency – have been shooting into orbit, CamSoda has been designing the Billionaire Flesh Rocket Series, which includes the Blue Orgasm (inspired by Blue Origin), the black Space Sex (it does sound a little like SpaceX!) and the silver Galadick (inspired by Virgin Galactic’s VSS Unity).

CamSoda VP Daryn Parker commented: “Right now billionaires are getting off by going to space in their rockets. With our line of Billionaire Flesh Rockets, people who can’t afford a ticket aboard the VSS Unity, Blue Origin or Elon’s SpaceX rocket can get off in a different way and penetrate the o-zone.

“Go boldly into where no one’s gone before, explore Uranus and maybe even have a close encounter of the pantless kind. Screw being pluton-ic! Grab your Billionaire Flesh Rocket today.”

CamSoda is best known as a live streaming webcam platform, though that may change after this announcement does the media rounds, and the firm said the dildos will be on pre-sale “shortly”.