Come on England, you wankers!
Posted: June 18, 2014
After England’s football team suffered a disappointing 2-1 defeat to Italy last week, British sex toy brand Hot Octopuss has attempted to raise morale in the team by sending each player a sample of its Pulse ‘guybrator’. And despite the wall-to-wall football coverage on TV, with three matches a day being shown live since the World Cup kicked off last week, it seems British men do have other things on their mind as Hot Octopuss claims its Pulse sales have more than doubled since the first match. And following the defeat to Italy, sales quadrupled.
Pulse was launched last year and the male masturbation device sold over 10,000 units in its first six months of being on sale. It is shortlisted for Best New Male Product at this weekend’s ETO Awards Dinner.
England’s next game is against Uruguay on Thursday and we at ETO will be closely monitoring the players’ performance to observe the impact of Pulse.