Three-piece suite: at last, masturbating men have choices thanks to 3fap

Posted: June 21, 2017

It’s been called ‘the most absurd crowdfunded product in history’ – and that was by its makers – but the 3fap is now available to solve a problem very few people were aware existed. The device allows men to choose from three differently textured orifices (mouth, vulva, anus) situated right next to each other, and to adjust the suction level felt inside each channel. And if the user gets bored halfway through a session and fancies a change, he can just pull his todger out of one hole and shove it in a different one, with the minimum of effort and none of that tiresome ‘flipping over’ that dolls with more than one orifice demand.

Crowdfunded on Indiegogo for $50,000 back in October 2015, 3fap was created by Autoblow 2 inventor Brian Sloan [pictured], who believed men’s masturbation devices needed to add a little variety to the user experience. He explained: “With 3fap, men can move past the boring sensation of the single dip and past the better but still commonplace double dip, to uncharted masturbatory territory: the triple dip. Because of my invention, men can dip, dip again, and yes, dip again. I believe men will overlook my product’s strange appearance and focus on the only thing that really matters: their penises. I will continue for the rest of my life to work tirelessly on behalf of all men to create new and better masturbatory sensations. I will push beyond the triple dip.”

And on that bombshell, more information can be found at www.3fap.com

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