Screaming O capitalises on ‘cock-ring-bracelet-gate’

Posted: April 10, 2017

In one of the more unusual bits of industry news, Screaming O has stepped up to offer a UK couple one month’s supply of disposable vibrating cock rings after a young family member found one and confused it for something else.

The couple in question was being visited by a young niece, who found the device on a bedside table and came out proudly wearing it as ‘her new pink watch’, presenting it to every adult in the house. The resulting text message exchange was shared and went viral.

“There’s no match for the hellbent curiosity of a kid, and privacy and discretion is key – which is why so many people love Screaming O’s disposable body-safe sex toys,” Screaming O representative Conde Aumann said. “We want Ben and his girlfriend to be able to connect with each other without fear of another awkward family moment, which is why we’ve got a month’s supply of disposable vibrating rings ready and waiting for them.” Aumann went on, “Because even the most clever storage solutions are no match for snooping roommates, so why spend time and money experimenting with ‘discreet storage’ when you can just throw your worries away?” Conde said. “We can’t wait to hear how Ben and his girlfriend enjoy their new sex toy swag.”

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