If we were to create an episode of 8 Out of 10 Cats, the first question – What Are You Talking About? – would be obvious ...
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The four ladies featured in this title are referred to as cougars but we’d be surprised if any of them are more than 35. That’s not a complaint by the way – dear God no - as they are all exceptionally ...
One of the most inspired product ideas we’ve seen for a long time, the ViboKit allows users to upgrade their basic torpedo-shaped sensible little runabout into a boy racer hands-free rabbit-style sports ...
Our Movie of the Month is also the bargain of the month – at a trade price of just £(see magazine), the Dorcel box set offers over 14 hours of French flavoured hardcore. It also comes with a commemorative ...
Doc Johnson’s Throbbing Hearts is certainly one of this issue’s stand out toys but Fun Factory’s Cobra Libre pips it to Product of the Month by being so different to anything else currently available. ...
Itsy Bitsy Bang-Bang by Phoenix Films:
Is it wrong to like this? We suspect it might be, but it’s extraordinarily compelling viewing. There’s a whole lot of shagging going on in this romp, which features ...
ETO first heard about Click ‘n’ Charge when we visited Fun Factory earlier this year and it was launched at Venus last month. It is a genuine innovation, in that the toys are rechargeable and the same ...
Male masturbation devices have evolved rapidly during the last two years and some of the credit must go to Tenga, which first introduced sophisticated single-use masturbation cups. Last year Tenga gave ...
When Anna Span offered new female directing talent an outlet for their work, via the Women Love Porn brand, we doubt she expected the eponymous title – which showcases five directors competing for a full ...
Doc Johnson’s latest vibrator is a wired controller and bullet, featuring simple two-button operation (on, more, MORE, MOST! – Less, less, least, off) with indicator lights and hugely impressive vibrations ...
The oversized outer box suggests that this might not be your ordinary run of the mill porno, but it still doesn’t prepare the viewer for what’s to come. People who know what they’re doing have been given ...
As well as being one of the UK’s most successful film brands, Harmony is also one of the most innovative and once again it is trying something new with this ambitious two-disc release. Disc one is devoted ...
Experimenting with this certainly livened up a dull Sunday. Each package – there are two sizes and three colours – contains an ‘egg cup’, an ‘egg shell’, a base unit with a lipped stem and a bullet vibe. ...
Firstly, we tip our hats to the company for grabbing the name – it’s shocking that nobody had thought to use it before. Secondly, we nod in appreciation at the decision to use natural latex harvested under ...
Our expectations were ridiculously high for this title; it’s not just the first DVD we’ve seen from Bluebird Films, who at one time were rumoured to have run off with all the best Britporn talent, it’s ...
To some people, sex and horror will always be connected, perhaps because they first experienced them simultaneously (on screen at least) at an impressionable age through the exploitative Hammer titles ...
The packaging of this serious-looking product stands almost 15” high, so retailers need not worry about customers not being able to notice it in-store. The ‘man sized’ cylinder is almost as big, boasting ...
If it’s a porn film’s title that determines how successful it will be, this should be a big seller. If it’s a porn film’s cover that determines how successful it will be, this should be a big seller. If ...
There are several models in the Lilac Dreams line but our favourite was the Euphoric, with its phallic head and winding raised ridge. To look at, this appears to be just another vibe but the material is ...
And now for something completely different. Sort of. This is a compilation of 14 short films and scenes which have one thing in common – they were all directed by women. They vary wildly in style, from ...
There’s a quite interesting BBC 2 show called Genius, in which members of the public put forward their bright ideas and Dave Gorman plus a celebrity guest decide whether they are ‘genius’ or not. This ...
Brands such as Mantric and Fun Factory now have some worthy competition in their sector from this new range by California Exotics. We have seen six models from the Couture Collection – Celestial, Cyclone, ...
We’ve always enjoyed seeing releases from JoyBear Pictures. They’re made with a great deal of attention to detail and the performers are treated with obvious respect in front of the camera (and no doubt ...
Quality will always be a subjective concept but anyone who spends a little time with Mantric’s Siena Concerto should recognise that it is a genuine advancement over your standard universal vibe. It just ...
If this doesn’t turn into a long running series we’ll be shocked. And Anna Span will have missed a trick - which we doubt happens very often. The premise is straight out of many young men’s fantasies, ...
Cyberskin – at the very least you have to credit the minds that sought to simulate the touch of real flesh in silicone format, purely to enhance the experience of masturbation. We’ve seen the material ...
Ding dong, these girls are something else. At once incredibly gorgeous and utterly filthy, these sluts suck, screw and lick each other through a series of American scenes which don’t take themselves too ...
When you see Annette Schwarz’s name on the credits list, you know you’re in for a really filthy time. This film manages to blend quaint seaside vistas with some ferociously energetic sex, making it easily ...
Now available to all through ABS, the rechargeable We-Vibe is a great addition to the toy market. It looks a little like a miniature version of the Rock-Chick and its imitators, and indeed for solo masturbatory ...
If box weight is any indication of quality, then Topco’s Bondage Love Swing is already worthy of its position as Product Of The Month. Add to that the fact that this pre-assembled swing device can be fitted ...
Harmony is clearly showing no signs of losing its knack for finding the most stunning girls in the business and presenting them in glorious visual fidelity. Even the box art features the best photography ...