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Solar Bullet by CalExotics
Considering its power source – the sun, or indeed any natural light – this wee bullet packs a considerable punch on even its lowest setting. It’s not waterproof but the advantage of never having to buy ...
Power Girls by Television X
The lacklustre cover artwork completely fails to do justice to the contents of this DVD. Each of the five scenes features the story of a different female superhero, complete with authentic costumes, sets ...
Cloud Onyx by Minds of Love
The first product to be released under ST’s new high-end brand is something of an attention grabber. It’s called Cloud but, when stood upright on its weighty end at least, it actually resembles a chubby ...
Beautiful MILF by Daring Media
Another stylish film from director Kendo, Beautiful MILF is crafted like a particularly explicit music video, with imaginative camera angles, smart colour effects and impressive editing. It actually has ...
Screwed by Television X
Screwed is a parody of horror films Saw and Hostel, but the only bodily fluids we get to see are saliva and seamen, thankfully. There are five scenes, each featuring backpackers whose stay at an isolated ...
Rhythm O Bounding Bunny by CalExotics
Big girls will fall in love with this as it looks just like a sweet dispenser, with its stack of 90 pink beads filling most of the shaft. As they rotate they create a pleasing ‘swirl’ sensation. The real ...
The Television X Factor Volume 1 by Pumpkin Media
Shockingly accurate pastiche of Simon Cowell’s cash cow in which three judges – Pumpkin’s Phil Barry, Michelle Thorn and Robert the Chickenman, who sang Barbie Girl in a falsetto on the real X Factor - ...
Vibrating Support Plus 4-Way Arouser by California Exotics
Support Plus is described as ‘the world’s first patented stainless steel support system’ and it is an ingenious way of adding sturdiness to a product – the humble cock ring – that must, by its very nature, ...
Japanese Cougars Gone Wild by Third World Media
The four ladies featured in this title are referred to as cougars but we’d be surprised if any of them are more than 35. That’s not a complaint by the way – dear God no - as they are all exceptionally ...
ViboKit by Concepts Of Love
One of the most inspired product ideas we’ve seen for a long time, the ViboKit allows users to upgrade their basic torpedo-shaped sensible little runabout into a boy racer hands-free rabbit-style sports ...
Marc Dorcel 30th Anniversary
Our Movie of the Month is also the bargain of the month – at a trade price of just £(see magazine), the Dorcel box set offers over 14 hours of French flavoured hardcore. It also comes with a commemorative ...
Cobra Libre by Fun Factory
Doc Johnson’s Throbbing Hearts is certainly one of this issue’s stand out toys but Fun Factory’s Cobra Libre pips it to Product of the Month by being so different to anything else currently available. ...
JOINT WINNERS: Itsy Bitsy Bang-Bang and JoyBox
Itsy Bitsy Bang-Bang by Phoenix Films:
Is it wrong to like this? We suspect it might be, but it’s extraordinarily compelling viewing. There’s a whole lot of shagging going on in this romp, which features ...
Click ‘n’ Charge BiMiNi by Fun Factory
ETO first heard about Click ‘n’ Charge when we visited Fun Factory earlier this year and it was launched at Venus last month. It is a genuine innovation, in that the toys are rechargeable and the same ...
JackMaster by California Exotic Novelties
Male masturbation devices have evolved rapidly during the last two years and some of the credit must go to Tenga, which first introduced sophisticated single-use masturbation cups. Last year Tenga gave ...
Women Love Porn by Easy On The Eye
When Anna Span offered new female directing talent an outlet for their work, via the Women Love Porn brand, we doubt she expected the eponymous title – which showcases five directors competing for a full ...
Tear Drop Bullet by Doc Johnson
Doc Johnson’s latest vibrator is a wired controller and bullet, featuring simple two-button operation (on, more, MORE, MOST! – Less, less, least, off) with indicator lights and hugely impressive vibrations ...
Fallen by Wicked Pictures
The oversized outer box suggests that this might not be your ordinary run of the mill porno, but it still doesn’t prepare the viewer for what’s to come. People who know what they’re doing have been given ...
Whore Training: Learning The Ropes by Harmony Films
As well as being one of the UK’s most successful film brands, Harmony is also one of the most innovative and once again it is trying something new with this ambitious two-disc release. Disc one is devoted ...
Vibrating Ice Massager by Touche/Shots Toys
Experimenting with this certainly livened up a dull Sunday. Each package – there are two sizes and three colours – contains an ‘egg cup’, an ‘egg shell’, a base unit with a lipped stem and a bullet vibe. ...
French Letter Condoms by The French Letter Condom Company
Firstly, we tip our hats to the company for grabbing the name – it’s shocking that nobody had thought to use it before. Secondly, we nod in appreciation at the decision to use natural latex harvested under ...
Ben Dover's Motor Birds by Bluebird Films
Our expectations were ridiculously high for this title; it’s not just the first DVD we’ve seen from Bluebird Films, who at one time were rumoured to have run off with all the best Britporn talent, it’s ...
Satan's Whore by Harmony Films
To some people, sex and horror will always be connected, perhaps because they first experienced them simultaneously (on screen at least) at an impressionable age through the exploitative Hammer titles ...
Advanced Big Man’s Pump by California Exotic Novelties
The packaging of this serious-looking product stands almost 15” high, so retailers need not worry about customers not being able to notice it in-store. The ‘man sized’ cylinder is almost as big, boasting ...
I Fucked You And Yo Mama by Evasive Angels
If it’s a porn film’s title that determines how successful it will be, this should be a big seller. If it’s a porn film’s cover that determines how successful it will be, this should be a big seller. If ...
Lilac Dreams Euphoric by California Exotic Novelties
There are several models in the Lilac Dreams line but our favourite was the Euphoric, with its phallic head and winding raised ridge. To look at, this appears to be just another vibe but the material is ...
Her Porn by Petra Joy
And now for something completely different. Sort of. This is a compilation of 14 short films and scenes which have one thing in common – they were all directed by women. They vary wildly in style, from ...
Sex Toy Covers by California Exotics
There’s a quite interesting BBC 2 show called Genius, in which members of the public put forward their bright ideas and Dave Gorman plus a celebrity guest decide whether they are ‘genius’ or not. This ...
Couture Collection by California Exotics
Brands such as Mantric and Fun Factory now have some worthy competition in their sector from this new range by California Exotics. We have seen six models from the Couture Collection – Celestial, Cyclone, ...
The London Sex Project by JoyBear Pictures
We’ve always enjoyed seeing releases from JoyBear Pictures. They’re made with a great deal of attention to detail and the performers are treated with obvious respect in front of the camera (and no doubt ...
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