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The Beach by Film Erotica
When you see Annette Schwarz’s name on the credits list, you know you’re in for a really filthy time. This film manages to blend quaint seaside vistas with some ferociously energetic sex, making it easily ...
We-Vibe by Standard Innovation
Now available to all through ABS, the rechargeable We-Vibe is a great addition to the toy market. It looks a little like a miniature version of the Rock-Chick and its imitators, and indeed for solo masturbatory ...
Bondage Love Swing by Topco
If box weight is any indication of quality, then Topco’s Bondage Love Swing is already worthy of its position as Product Of The Month. Add to that the fact that this pre-assembled swing device can be fitted ...
Ladies Of Pleasure by Harmony Films
Harmony is clearly showing no signs of losing its knack for finding the most stunning girls in the business and presenting them in glorious visual fidelity. Even the box art features the best photography ...
Burgono by Sin Five
Sin Five is continuing to manufacture some of the most visually striking sex toys around, and ones with the best packaging too. This little number has an interesting and entirely unnatural ball array near ...
Wife Swap by Relish
We don’t want to be accused of favouritism, but there’s a fair chance that when a new Relish movie crosses our path, we’re going to like it. This, Wife Swap, is far from an exception. Taking us in the ...
No Limit Casino
A stunning, lavish, masterclass in high-end porn, No Limit Casino is the latest step in Dorcel’s shimmering career. It seems as if no expense has been spared in terms of location, set or costume as this ...
Inspirations by Natural Contours
Adult gift sets are nothing new and while some are delightfully packaged, the contents can be a bit of a let down – they seem great on Valentine’s Day but are then forever consigned to the back of a wardrobe. ...
Office Insecurity by Third World Media
A lot of American studios produce ‘Asian’ porn, but more often than not the girls are all full-on yanks with perhaps one oriental grandfather. Not here – Office InSecurity is a wonderful slice of genuine ...
Private Pole Dancer Kit
This is no ordinary adult product. Now that pole dancing classes are considered a legitimate (if rather risque) way to keep fit, what could be better than to practise or perform at home? This wonderful ...
Flip Hole by Tenga
The male masturbator has come a long way. While you might still be selling self-sealing plastic bags to be filled with warm water, there’s no doubt a technological step forward is occurring, primarily ...
Peep Show by Pumpkin Media
Nothing to do with Mitchell and Webb (let’s face it, they’re best left to the comedy), this Peep Show is a little more old school. The idea is simple – each scene is supposedly performed for a peeking ...
Naughty Schoolgirl Bag by Pipedream
Pipedream has honoured us with several bags of tricks this month, but it’s this chavtastic inclusion that really stands out. The plaid stylings and word ‘Naughty’ embossed on the side give it the perfect ...
Mistress Smoke by Dom Promotions
Let us start by pointing out that Mistress Smoke will not be for everyone. In fact, it may even be deemed offensive by a large number of people (though we concede that perhaps regulars in your store are ...
Little Chroma by Jimmyjane
The packaging of this toy tells something of a little white lie – to describe itself as ‘everlasting’ is too lofty a claim for even the most astonishing toy to live up to. However, it does make a good ...
Young Harlots In Detention by Harmony
Harmony blew us away with their first Young Harlots movie, and while the subsequent editions have been good, this is the episode that really brings things back on track. Starring some truly beautiful women ...
Pink Powergirl by ToyJoy
A part of the Brutal Pink collection from ToyJoy, the Pink Powergirl is a strap-on with a difference. In practical terms, it does exactly what a regular strap-on would do – the harness is fixed to the ...
Supernatural by Wicked Pictures
While it’s nothing to do with the Channel 5 spook-fest, this (extremely well-packaged) movie almost matches it in terms of production quality. Clearly head and shoulders above your average porno, this ...
Elitri by Sin Five
Sex toys are sometimes presented to customers in the crudest of ways: they come packaged with a hot chick on the cover, they feature zero instructions or insights for successful use, no promotion of further ...
Ass Worship X by Jules Jordan
Now there’s an argument to say that brash American porn like this (you know the sort – sun-soaked LA-style apartments, zero story build-up beyond the occasional pre-shag interview etc) are so ten-a-penny ...
Circles of Sin by ToyJoy
When all’s said and done, this is a pretty basic vibe. For starters, it’s roughly cock-shaped and the power put out by its batteries is governed by a dial at its base. What makes it stand out, however, ...
Flat & Fucked by 18eighteen
We had a few reservations about making Flat & Fucked our Film of the Month. In all honesty, it’s probably not the best film this month – the action isn’t as intense or messy as many of the others, and ...
Alien by Scala
Proof that there is still room for innovation of form in the adult industry, the Alien toy from Scala looks like nothing else. With a strangely rounded base (which twists to control vibration) and a delightfully ...
Extasy by Marc Dorcel
Long-time readers of ETO will probably be well familiar with our affinity for all-girl porn. They may also be aware that we love to see the product of a Marc Dorcel on top form. So imagine our glee when ...
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