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30 / 06 / 2010

Solar Bullet by CalExotics

Considering its power source – the sun, or indeed any natural light – this wee bullet packs a considerable punch on even its lowest setting. It’s not waterproof but the advantage of never having to buy ...


30 / 06 / 2010

Power Girls by Television X

The lacklustre cover artwork completely fails to do justice to the contents of this DVD. Each of the five scenes features the story of a different female superhero, complete with authentic costumes, sets ...


02 / 06 / 2010

Cloud Onyx by Minds of Love

The first product to be released under ST’s new high-end brand is something of an attention grabber. It’s called Cloud but, when stood upright on its weighty end at least, it actually resembles a chubby ...


02 / 06 / 2010

Beautiful MILF by Daring Media

Another stylish film from director Kendo, Beautiful MILF is crafted like a particularly explicit music video, with imaginative camera angles, smart colour effects and impressive editing. It actually has ...


04 / 05 / 2010

Screwed by Television X

Screwed is a parody of horror films Saw and Hostel, but the only bodily fluids we get to see are saliva and seamen, thankfully. There are five scenes, each featuring backpackers whose stay at an isolated ...


04 / 05 / 2010

Rhythm O Bounding Bunny by CalExotics

Big girls will fall in love with this as it looks just like a sweet dispenser, with its stack of 90 pink beads filling most of the shaft. As they rotate they create a pleasing ‘swirl’ sensation. The real ...


31 / 03 / 2010

The Television X Factor Volume 1 by Pumpkin Media

Shockingly accurate pastiche of Simon Cowell’s cash cow in which three judges – Pumpkin’s Phil Barry, Michelle Thorn and Robert the Chickenman, who sang Barbie Girl in a falsetto on the real X Factor - ...


31 / 03 / 2010

Vibrating Support Plus 4-Way Arouser by California Exotics

Support Plus is described as ‘the world’s first patented stainless steel support system’ and it is an ingenious way of adding sturdiness to a product – the humble cock ring – that must, by its very nature, ...


03 / 03 / 2010

Japanese Cougars Gone Wild by Third World Media

The four ladies featured in this title are referred to as cougars but we’d be surprised if any of them are more than 35. That’s not a complaint by the way – dear God no - as they are all exceptionally ...


03 / 03 / 2010

ViboKit by Concepts Of Love

One of the most inspired product ideas we’ve seen for a long time, the ViboKit allows users to upgrade their basic torpedo-shaped sensible little runabout into a boy racer hands-free rabbit-style sports ...


02 / 02 / 2010

Marc Dorcel 30th Anniversary

Our Movie of the Month is also the bargain of the month – at a trade price of just £(see magazine), the Dorcel box set offers over 14 hours of French flavoured hardcore. It also comes with a commemorative ...


02 / 02 / 2010

Cobra Libre by Fun Factory

Doc Johnson’s Throbbing Hearts is certainly one of this issue’s stand out toys but Fun Factory’s Cobra Libre pips it to Product of the Month by being so different to anything else currently available. ...


18 / 12 / 2009

JOINT WINNERS: Itsy Bitsy Bang-Bang and JoyBox

Itsy Bitsy Bang-Bang by Phoenix Films:
Is it wrong to like this? We suspect it might be, but it’s extraordinarily compelling viewing. There’s a whole lot of shagging going on in this romp, which features ...


18 / 12 / 2009

Click ‘n’ Charge BiMiNi by Fun Factory

ETO first heard about Click ‘n’ Charge when we visited Fun Factory earlier this year and it was launched at Venus last month. It is a genuine innovation, in that the toys are rechargeable and the same ...


06 / 11 / 2009

JackMaster by California Exotic Novelties

Male masturbation devices have evolved rapidly during the last two years and some of the credit must go to Tenga, which first introduced sophisticated single-use masturbation cups. Last year Tenga gave ...


06 / 11 / 2009

Women Love Porn by Easy On The Eye

When Anna Span offered new female directing talent an outlet for their work, via the Women Love Porn brand, we doubt she expected the eponymous title – which showcases five directors competing for a full ...


07 / 10 / 2009

Tear Drop Bullet by Doc Johnson

Doc Johnson’s latest vibrator is a wired controller and bullet, featuring simple two-button operation (on, more, MORE, MOST! – Less, less, least, off) with indicator lights and hugely impressive vibrations ...


07 / 10 / 2009

Fallen by Wicked Pictures

The oversized outer box suggests that this might not be your ordinary run of the mill porno, but it still doesn’t prepare the viewer for what’s to come. People who know what they’re doing have been given ...


01 / 09 / 2009

Whore Training: Learning The Ropes by Harmony Films

As well as being one of the UK’s most successful film brands, Harmony is also one of the most innovative and once again it is trying something new with this ambitious two-disc release. Disc one is devoted ...


01 / 09 / 2009

Vibrating Ice Massager by Touche/Shots Toys

Experimenting with this certainly livened up a dull Sunday. Each package – there are two sizes and three colours – contains an ‘egg cup’, an ‘egg shell’, a base unit with a lipped stem and a bullet vibe. ...


10 / 08 / 2009

French Letter Condoms by The French Letter Condom Company

Firstly, we tip our hats to the company for grabbing the name – it’s shocking that nobody had thought to use it before. Secondly, we nod in appreciation at the decision to use natural latex harvested under ...


10 / 08 / 2009

Ben Dover's Motor Birds by Bluebird Films

Our expectations were ridiculously high for this title; it’s not just the first DVD we’ve seen from Bluebird Films, who at one time were rumoured to have run off with all the best Britporn talent, it’s ...


20 / 07 / 2009

Satan's Whore by Harmony Films

To some people, sex and horror will always be connected, perhaps because they first experienced them simultaneously (on screen at least) at an impressionable age through the exploitative Hammer titles ...


20 / 07 / 2009

Advanced Big Man’s Pump by California Exotic Novelties

The packaging of this serious-looking product stands almost 15” high, so retailers need not worry about customers not being able to notice it in-store. The ‘man sized’ cylinder is almost as big, boasting ...


15 / 06 / 2009

I Fucked You And Yo Mama by Evasive Angels

If it’s a porn film’s title that determines how successful it will be, this should be a big seller. If it’s a porn film’s cover that determines how successful it will be, this should be a big seller. If ...


15 / 06 / 2009

Lilac Dreams Euphoric by California Exotic Novelties

There are several models in the Lilac Dreams line but our favourite was the Euphoric, with its phallic head and winding raised ridge. To look at, this appears to be just another vibe but the material is ...


05 / 05 / 2009

Her Porn by Petra Joy

And now for something completely different. Sort of. This is a compilation of 14 short films and scenes which have one thing in common – they were all directed by women. They vary wildly in style, from ...


05 / 05 / 2009

Sex Toy Covers by California Exotics

There’s a quite interesting BBC 2 show called Genius, in which members of the public put forward their bright ideas and Dave Gorman plus a celebrity guest decide whether they are ‘genius’ or not. This ...


31 / 03 / 2009

Couture Collection by California Exotics

Brands such as Mantric and Fun Factory now have some worthy competition in their sector from this new range by California Exotics. We have seen six models from the Couture Collection – Celestial, Cyclone, ...


31 / 03 / 2009

The London Sex Project by JoyBear Pictures

We’ve always enjoyed seeing releases from JoyBear Pictures. They’re made with a great deal of attention to detail and the performers are treated with obvious respect in front of the camera (and no doubt ...


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