Pussy Juice Lube makes $1M offers to Kim Kardashian & Paris Hilton

Posted: October 23, 2014

Pussy Juice Lube – an offshoot of American corporation Released 1st Inc. – has offered celebutantes Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton one million dollars each for a sample of their vaginal secretions.

Spearheaded by company president Sidney Coca, Pussy Juice Lube is derived from the vaginal fluids of women who provide their fluids for processing. The company has a host of popular pornstars under contract to create their own brands of personal moisturisers. All samples are screened and sterilised to similar standards used for blood purification, and then bottled for retail once all human cells have been rendered inert. Each bottle is packaged in AMAC’s line of colourful plastic cases – a favourite of designers since the 1960s.

A company press release claimed that the product is actively purchased by hundreds of thousands internationally through the Pussy Juice Lube website.

The offers of $1 million for just three fluid ounces, if accepted by either of the women, would produce a particularly exclusive line, valued at over $42 million per gallon, making their intimate fluids some of the most expensive fluids in the world. According to BuzzFeed, scorpion venom is currently the most expensive fluid in the world at $39 million per gallon. In comparison, Chanel No. 5 perfume would retail for $26,000 per gallon.

Pussy Juice Lube have made the offers officially, through Paris Hilton’s and Kim Kardashian’s attorneys.

For more information, or to view the official offers visit www.pussyjuicelube.com.

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