Pipedream Extreme Toyz Fuck Me Silly 3 Mega Masturbator made a surprise guest appearance on Channel 4’s 10 O’Clock Live show on 11th April. Co-host Charlie Brooker plonked one on his desk during a monologue about Samantha Brick, the woman who made headlines all over the world this week when she wrote an article for the Daily Mail in which she stated that women hated her because she was so beautiful.
Brick claimed that other women were scared their husbands would want to have sex with her and Brooker said that the chances are men probably do want to have sex with her, but only because men will have sex with almost anything.He added: “If you don’t believe me take a look at these genuine sex aids for men we bought today.”
Brooker then produced a Fleshlight-like “tinned anus”, followed by a Pipedream Extreme Toyz Fuck Me Silly 3 – to hoots of laughter from the studio audience. Judging by the ease with which he placed it down in front of him, we would wager that the box was empty as the product itself weighs over 20lb.
He said: “If you think that the bum in a can was bad, take a look at this – the Pipedream Extreme Mega Masturbator, a pair of legs with assorted orifices. This is true, it costs over £400. It says on the back, ‘you’ve always dreamt of fucking a long legged beauty like this’. They know me so well, I have, but in my dream she had a head.”
The piece went on to criticise the Daily Mail for its constant sniping about the way women in the public eye look, and its delight in publishing less than flattering pictures of them. It ended with Brooker claiming that the only woman Daily Mail editor in chief Paul Dacre would be satisfied with would be, “One that doesn’t have cellulite, doesn’t sweat, doesn’t have wrinkles and isn’t capable of having hair blown in her face. No, not Samantha Brick but, of course, Miss Pipedream Extreme.”
Pointing to the huge box, which dominated the entire TV picture, Brooker said: “This is the only woman whose lovely looks are good enough for the Mail.”