Palin inspires adult firms

Posted: October 10, 2008

The US presidential election has sparked the interest of several adult companies, and it’s not the candidates’ political views that has grabbed their attention, it’s Republican candidate John McCain’s running mate, Sarah Palin.

Hustler has reportedly shot a porn film featuring a look-alike of the 44-year-old Alaska governor, after placing an ad on Craigslist, while Topco Sales has introduced an inflatable sex doll called This Is Not Sarah Palin, which boasts a provocatively posed doppelganger on the packaging.

“We at Topco Sales wanted to give the public a piece of the beauty pageant queen in time for the erection…I mean election,” said Autumn O’Bryan, Director of Product Development at Topco. “This blow-up sex doll could really satisfy the swing voters.”

Desiree Duffie, Topco’s Director of Marketing and Public Relations, added: “Topco Sales is offering the blow-up doll as a stand-in for Palin during the next Biden/Palin vice presidential debate. The This Is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll already has that moose-caught-in the headlight stare, and certainly knows more about foreign policy—having been manufactured in China and all.”

Have Hustler and Topco captured the zeitgeist? Apparently so, as a third look-alike of the elegant Ms Palin stars in a YouTube video called I Masturbated to Sarah Palin, which can be seen here: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=C0kGc6UEGVc

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