Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s Super Victor – the ultimate in big toy arse play

Posted: June 10, 2016

It has emerged that the mascot for the Euro 2016 football tournament shares its name with a sex toy. Super Victor the mascot is a super hero who gets his powers from his magic cape, boots, and ball. Super Victor the sex toy is a 17-inch tall dildo, available in red or black, which weighs 5.5kg and we found it on sale for £101.99 at boyzdestroyed.

The UEFA mascot got its name from a French social media poll, where it beat off challenges from Driblou and Goalix. We have been unable to find out how the sex toy got its name, though boyzdestroyed say the device is “a wonder to look at and the ultimate in big toy arse play”.

A UEFA spokesman was quoted in mirror.co.uk as saying: “All we can say is that they [the sex toys] are not produced by UEFA.”

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