Bubble and squeak: Pipedream launches world’s biggest masturbators

Posted: February 24, 2016

For those who like big butts and cannot lie, Pipedream has announced that its Extreme Toyz Fuck Me Silly Bubble Butt and Fuck My Black Bubble Butt are now in stock and shipping. The products received a warm welcome when they debuted at January’s ANME and Pipedream is urging its customers to place their orders immediately as demand may lead to shortages.

Pipedream states that the two new products are the biggest, heaviest and most intense male masturbators in the world, weighing a whopping 12lbs more the original Fuck Me Silly – which at 20lbs was no lightweight itself. To get consumers into good habits from the beginning of their relationship, each Fuck Me Silly Bubble Butt also includes Moist Body Lotion, Refresh Cleaner, and Fanta-Flesh Revive Powder.

“The overwhelming demand from consumers had us reach down deep to make the biggest Fuck Me Silly of them all,” said Pipedream chairman and CEO Nick Orlandino. “I strongly urge all of our customers to get your orders in now, we’re likely going to see shortages in the first six months as this storms onto the marketplace.”

A video of the Fuck Me Silly Bubble Butt in action can be seen here. For more information contact your favourite Pipedream distributor.