Back doors bashed in for masturbator

Posted: September 21, 2011

One of the best ‘And finally…’ stories of late summer featured a break-in at an Ohio adult retailer where a single item was stolen. The thief gained access to the store by driving a Volvo semi-truck, which he had stolen earlier in the evening, at the back door at 2.00am. Once in, he picked up one of Pipedream’s Fuck Me Silly 3 Mega Masturbators – all 20lbs of it – and made his escape by foot.

“Fuck Me Silly is such a hot product guys are now stealing it?” Pipedream CEO Nick Orlandino said when he heard the news. “We knew the product was a mega seller but this is ridiculous. Our website has been blowing up ever since the news broke, you’d think we released another controversial celebrity love doll.”

After the news broke Pipedream said that the Fuck me Silly 3 product demo videos received tens of thousands of views on Pipedream’s YouTube account.