All together now: Autoblow 2 has been upgraded…

Posted: February 18, 2016

“The Autoblow 2 has been upgraded, it’s a perfect time to be fellated…” Not our words, ladies and gentlemen, but the words of Chicago-based singer/songwriter David Safran who, after writing a viral song for another one of Autoblow inventor Brian Sloan’s male sex toys, 3Fap, has written and produced a piece that explains the upgrades of the Autoblow 2+.

A karaoke style sing-along video explains the new blowjob robot’s finer points: a new ‘triple gripping’ mechanism, a 30% tighter grip, and a larger motor that strokes an extra inch of user’s penises.

Inventor Brian Sloan said: “Internet users’ attention spans are becoming shorter and shorter. I decided the best way to communicate my message to men in need of blowjobs moving forward is in the form of one minute songs. Anything beyond that and I risk them clicking play on a cat video.”

The song, which gives full details of the upgrades that have been installed, can be heard here.

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